Fueled by Coffee, Sustained by Sarcasm T-Shirt

Wake up. Pour the first cup. Read the news with a wry smile. This tee speaks the language of people who live on caffeine and dry humor. The soft, garment-dyed cotton wears in with each wash, picking up lived-in character that matches your favorite coffee mug. A relaxed, heavyweight feel gives it substance without stiffness — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and make a little statement without saying much. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, during late-night writing sessions, or out for a quick coffee run where sarcasm is the small talk. It layers cleanly under a worn flannel or stands alone when you want to let the message do the talking.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk to maintain fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean